Impeach Him to the Splat (2x2 Fridge Magnets)
Impeach Him For This Impeach Him For That Don’t Really Care Which Just Make Him Go Splat
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The Emperor's New Bozos
You want to rule, but I don't care
Your powers exist only in thin air
Waves but a hand and the crowd does stare
Orange buffoon ain't wearing nothing on that stage up there.
THE NEW DECLAMATION OF INTER-INDEPENDENCE
(Seuss-style remix for July 4th in the year of our Ongoing Discontent)
In the Year of the Oh-No, two-thousand-and-five,
We declare we’re still here, we declare we’re alive.
But the sky is on fire and the truth’s under siege,
So we rhyme through the wreckage and whisper, “We leave.”
The Court That Gave Tyrants a Crown👑
(A Treasonous Rhyme in Six Dark Acts) 🚨
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⚖️There once were six judges in black and in lace, Who smiled as they spat in the country’s face. They hemmed and they hawed and they twisted the law - And handed the throne to a tyrant’s claw.
✊ CALL YOUR CONGRESSCRITTERS!
📱CALL SCRIPT TO DEMAND IMPEACHMENT
---“Hi, my name is [Your Name], and I’m a constituent from [Your City / Zip Code].
I’m calling to urge [Representative/Senator [Last Name]] to take immediate action toward investigating and impeaching the President for multiple, documented abuses of power...