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I am the Egg Man, I am the Wall Guy, Cuckoo Catch-You!
Turkey Taters
This is a low spoons recipe that is friendly (enough) towards my type II diabetes.
Combine all ingredients. Heat. Eat.
Trumpy Doll
🎃trumpty🥚dumpty was a toy
🎃trumpty🥚dumpty very bad boy
🎃trumpty🥚dumpty gets it in the eye
🎃trumpty🥚dumpty -made him cry
Dump Your Chump Change
Shake it out like you're shaking the coins right outta his head. Video game coin noises ensue. (Not really, but you can imagine that just as well as I can, now I've put it in your head)
The New Golden Door
🗽it's not a golden door anymore
🗽the king and god both forswore
🗽and now it's a gate to eternal horror
🗽CECOT in El Salvador 💀
Introducing TLC (The Little Cat)
Honest, it's NOT ai, she really looks like that! lolololol <3 :)
Spaghetti Sandwich on Garlic Bread
I've been buying the frozen boxes of Texas Toast garlic bread and the Banquet brand cheap frozen spaghetti TV dinners. I'll add olive oil, sometimes infused, sometimes not, and Parmesan ...
mad world
and i think it's kinda funny,
i think it's kinda sad,
these cases where people killing,
and no one thinks it's really bad
Stickers John 14:6 | I Am the Way and the Truth and the Life
John 14:6 I am the way and the truth and the life.
Impeach Him to the Splat (2x2 Fridge Magnets)
Impeach Him
For This
Impeach Him
For That
Don’t Really
Care Which
Just Make Him Go Splat
Luigi 14:6 Posters, Coasters, & Stickers - Oh My!
I am the way, the truth, and the life. -Luigi 14:6
New Fridge Magnets 3x3 or 5x5
Luigi 14:6 I am the way and the truth and the life.